Bored Bigots

John Laverty, 12-02-03

Yo John (HAR)

Sorry, I didn't have my last letter to yourselves in time for last Saturdays ISN. If it had been printed, 'John Wayne's offspring' (the dykes son) would have known that I have decided to end my crusade against bigots.

Since your " Bigoted against Bigots" reply and the fact that my next letter went totally unchallenged, either by your readers, or yourself , I feel it's time to move on, as the reality is, nobody can defend the indefensible. From now on when referring to bigots, I'll just use the word 'bluedog', most people will know what I mean.

The dykes son, seems to be getting bored by my letters, I would have assumed, that his boredom threshold would have been much higher, given the fact he watches linfailed every week.

Does he really think I could get a mention in The Guinness Book of Records for the mentioning of the word Bigot ? perhaps we could get entered for the greatest points finish above binfield.

I was greatly amused by his sad, pathetic dig at The Champions Elect, by picking up on a story about nothing, which sufficed to fill column inches ( or centimetres ) in last weeks Tele, about Glenmen supposedly jeering their team. On every occasion, this season, when BBC Radio Ulster have covered a game ( of whatever it is they play ) at whinger park, it's been almost impossible to hear Joel Taggart speak, because of the deafening roars of the dykes sons fellow supporters, directed at their own players and their dismal manager. If linfailed followers held a meeting every time their supporters jeered their own team, whinger park would have to be opened every night of the year.

I'll admit our support can at times be overly critical, but it's because we have such high standards, we don't like to see a single pass misplaced, or see a player hit a hopeful ball forward, we would not tolerate the type of 'hoof it' game practised by the team languishing Ten wins behind us.

In the remainder of dykettes letter, he himself has a good moan about the failings of his beloved (why) team, whinging about a clearout of players, and low moral. Sounds like a jeering session to me, perhaps they will all get into Europe and the moaning will stop. I hear they could get a huge discount for a group booking at that Swiss clinic which assists in voluntary euthanasia.

FEAR US

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