PART ONE
And so it was, that as the battle season of 2003 ended so victoriously
for the all conquering Glentoran army and its followers, that the
story keepers of the great Oval, had succumbed to the mighty power which
they wrongly believed they could harness for themselves alone.
They had been blinded from the truth,
the great power could not be possessed by a few,
it draws it's very strength from the many thousands who
follow the Glentoran Army into battle.
Without them, it's power is nothing, and all men should remember it well.
The story keepers of the Oval had become complacent in many of their duties,
foolishly believing they had gained control of the
mighty Oval and all it's followers.
But as the new battle season of 2004 began, once again the Glentoran army
swept all from their path, fighting to retain the Cup Of Gibson,
and the many other great trophies which are rightfully theirs.
Unknown to these great warriors and their followers, the story keepers had
been lapse in the keeping of the warriors history scrolls, and this weakness
was easily uncovered by the evil lords of the EYE EFF-EH and the
EYE EF-EL, who still watched all, from their Two Towers of Evil which lay
deep in the wastelands, far beyond the many bridges which mark the border of
the East Shire.
Once again the dark lords used their evil powers to remove battle points and
riches from the Glentoran Army, but unlike before, this time Septic Bladder
and his FIFA were powerless to assist the men from the East.
And so it was, that the Cup Of Gibson was wrenched from it's home at the Oval,
and taken to the bog of eternal stench, to a swamp they call winsore, where
the vile beasts called linfailed, skulk with their evil leader ...
'Davy - The Ever Larger'.
In this wretched place, deep in the wastelands, it is said that the 'Large One' feasts
on exotic meals which are prepared for him by the local villagers,
those who have been evicted from their own lands in far of continents.
They prepare his favorite foods known as 'Cravychip' and 'Chickencurry' as
he will not take the slimfast that his witchdoctors have recommended.
All day long the huge one feasts, in a vain attempt to satisfy his enormous hunger.
The poor refugees seek shelter in the putrid shadow of winsore, in
tiny shacks's, which they defend every night from the attacks of the vile
cowards who follow the linfailed army.
Sad times indeed.
And so it was that Roy Coyle The White, once again vowed to bring the Cup Of
Gibson back to it's rightful resting place, and defeat the evil army of
the EYE EFF-EH which is called linfailed.
He knew that many of his greatest warriors were now too old to withstand
the ferocious battles which lay ahead, so he set about building an new army,
so strong that none could withstand it's might.
He knew that with the power of 'the Oval' and the hordes who would follow his
army across the land, that in time, all evil would be defeated and the
power of the EYE EFF-EH would be crushed.
It saddened him greatly to say farewell to warriors whom had served him so well,
so he sent them forth to join lesser armies in the wastelands, that they might spread the power of good amongst the poor creatures who are not
fortunate enough to live in the East Shire.
The White One used his special powers to make two warriors from the two
headed beast 'McCannixon', one of whom he sent to a place were men
speak in a strange tongue few can understand,
a place called BallymenaHEH.
The other to remain and be known as 'Nicky Sore Wrist',
now legend among the camp followers.
Sadly 'Gsmyth The Stopper' who was long loved by all in the East shire,
also went to this strange place.
'Asmith The Fair' travelled across the seas to a land far away,
but he left behind half a loaf,
which 'Stafford The Storyteller' thought was 'better than no loaf at all'
Many new warriors were now shining in battle, men like 'Parkhouse The Pure',
'Tommy The Tiny' and 'Gavin - Come Good At Last' traveled together for many
miles to answer the call to arms.
'Morris The Missile Dodger' was proving to be a fine custodian of the holy
net, and 'Leeper The Lean' showed bravery beyond all reason.
'McGibbon The Slow To Turn' showed many times his guile in battle,
and 'Holmes One Leg' also showed great skill.
'Lockie Little Hair' was the favorite of the Glentoran followers,
but they all knew in their hearts that only one warrior could lead them.
The time had come for ...
"The Return Of The King"
Fear-Us
